Hey MotherFuckers! @thefuckingword of the day is: redolent / http://on2ao.th8.us

80’s Dating Video montage, Ie: Cavelcade of Losers

If you follow celebs on twitter is it creepy to then follow their wives or girlfriends? I’m going with “Yes”

Johnny Ptomain #failedchildrensbooktitles

Island Of The Blue Balls #failedchildrensbooktitles

Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Outlet Are Friends #failedchildrensbooktitles

Make Way For Fucklings #failedchildrensbooktitles

Plot Descriptions of “Ghost Whisperer” can by vastly improved by including the phrase with/by her tits.

Eg: Melinda faces a mass haunting that falls on the entire town following the unearthing of a grave. With her tits.

You’ve got Chicken Salad? Great, I’ll have that instead of toast #firstdraftmovies

Looking for droids? These are the ones #1stdraftmovielines

We’re going to need a bigger boat and some kind of shark catching machine #1stdraftmovielines

Those guys are probably Spartacus! #1stdraftmovielines

I want to read: Studs Terkel’s Working: A Graphic Ada… by Harvey Pekar - http://tinyurl.com/pbmgnt

Attention professional musicians: quit calling blog posts “blogs” It’s like calling your concert a “song”